Some things in life need to be shared.

Earlier this year prior to meeting my mom for our annual trip, I did a little research on happy hours and dining specials in New Orleans. Over the span of three and half days, we hit the following restaurants: Dominica, Sucre, St. James Cheese Shop, Creole Creamery, La Boulangerie, Delmonico, Port of Call, Stanley’s, Laurel Street Bakery, Angelo Brocato’s and Mandina’s.

I promise we did more than just eat.

Figuring that many others might be interested in drinking on the cheap in the Crescent City, I am sharing the list I complied. I’m sure my list is not comprehensive. Since we stayed in the Garden District, I focused on places nearby or in the French Quarter that also offered good food. Enjoy.

Please feel free to contact me if you have any additions or edits.

New Orleans Happy Hours 

Cure | Uptown
Deal: $5.50 classic cocktails, 40% off bottles of wine on Thursdays
Happy hour: daily, 5 – 7 p.m.
http://www.curenola.com/

The Bulldog | Mid-City and Uptown (two locations)
Deal: 50¢ off pints, $1 off pitchers, half-price house wines and 2 for 1 mixed drinks
Happy hour: Monday – Friday, 2 -7 p.m.
http://bulldog.draftfreak.com

The Columns | Upper Garden District
Deal: $4 house white, red wine and champagne by the glass, $3 well drinks, $5 martinis, $1 off all beer
Happy hour: daily, 5 – 7 p.m.
http://www.thecolumns.com

Commander’s Palace | Garden District
Deal: three course lunch special, $0.25 martinis (limit three)
Lunch hours: Monday – Friday, 11:30 a.m. – 2 p.m.
http://www.commanderspalace.com

Coquette | Garden District
Deal: $20 three course lunch, happy hour with small plates and drink specials
Lunch hours: Tuesday – Saturday, 11:30 a.m. – 3 p.m.
Happy hour: Tuesday – Saturday, 4:30 – 6:30 p.m.
http://www.coquette-nola.com/index.html

Le Petite Grocery | Garden District
Deal: $5 feature cocktail, $6 vodka martinis, $5 wine, appetizers
Happy hour: Tuesday – Friday, 5:30 –  6:30 p.m.
http://www.lapetitegrocery.com

Rum House | Garden District
Deal: $2 beer, $4 margaritas and sangria, $5 mojitos and specialty drinks, $2 tacos on Tuesdays
Happy hour: Monday – Friday, 3 – 6:30 p.m.
http://www.rumhousenola.com

Salu | Garden District
Deal: half-price mussels and flatbreads, $2.50 classic margaritas, mojitos, sangrias, $3.50 – $5 specialty drinks, $2 beer
Happy hour: Monday – Friday, 4 – 7 p.m.
http://www.salurestaurant.com

Emeril’s Delmonico | Lower Garden District
Deal: small plates, half-price wine and drink specials available at the bar
Happy hour: Monday – Friday, 5 – 7 p.m.
http://www.emerilsrestaurants.com/emerils-delmonico

Domenica | Central Business District
Deal: 1/2 price pizzas, $7 small plate menu, half-price wine, beer and well drinks
Happy hour: every day, 3 – 6 p.m. in the restaurant (not just the bar)
http://www.domenicarestaurant.com/

Luke | Central Business District
Deal: $0.50 oysters, half-price wine, beer and specialty drinks
Happy hour: Monday – Friday, 3 p.m. – 6 p.m.
http://www.lukeneworleans.com

Antoine’s Bar | French Quarter
Deal: $20.12 three course lunch specials, $0.25 martinis
Lunch hours: Monday – Saturday, 11:30 a.m. – 2 p.m.
http://www.antoines.com

Hermes Bar (Antoine’s) | French Quarter
Deal: food and drink specials
Happy hour: Monday – Sunday, 4 – 7 p.m.
http://www.antoines.com

Mr. B’s | French Quarter
Deal: drink specials such as $1.50 Bloody Marys, lunch specials
Lunch hours: Monday – Friday, 11:30 a.m. – 2 p.m.
http://www.mrbsbistro.com

Cafe Adelaide | French Quarter
Deal: lunch specials and $0.25 martinis (limit three)
Lunch hours: Monday – Friday, 11:30 a.m. – 2 p.m.
http://www.cafeadelaide.com/lunch-menu.html

Jimmy Buffet’s Margaritaville | French Quarter
Deal: food and drink specials available at the bar
Happy hour: daily, 5 – 10 p.m.
http://www.margaritavilleneworleans.com

(If you want to expand the location of your search, try checking out this article Top Happy Hours in New Orleans.)

Cuban Cuisine at El Siboney

During our tour of the Florida Keys, we ate at too many memorable places to write individual stories about each one. Such good food, so little time.

As usual, before hitting the road I had a solid list of restaurant recommendations from Chowhound, online research and a friend who used to live in Key West. There’s something about camping that makes food taste amazing, even more so when it’s raining on your parade. Probably because delicious food is that single bright, dry spot during the day.

Not every place we stopped at was awesome. Sometimes even the best of intentions go astray due to circumstances beyond your control. I’ve listed the highlights and places I would return below.

Miami

Versailles Cuban Restaurant | Miami, FL
Versailles is located downtown near the baseball stadium in Little Havanna, the “heart” of Miami’s Cuban community. They have a popular walk up window where you can order a small cafe con leche, which is cheap, sugary and delicious. I wish I had one of these down the street, then I would have a cafe con leche in the morning every single day.

Gator Grill | Homestead, FL
Immediately following our walk on Anhinga Trail in the Everglades, my husband wanted to eat alligator. I was thrilled to be able to spot a couple babies and large ones from afar, not be served one on a plate. However he and hunger won, so we ate lunch just outside the park at Gator Grill. I tried my husband’s alligator tacos which tasted like chewy chicken, but he loved them.

Robert is Here fruit stand | Homestead, FL
Robert’s fruit stand kept popping up on websites as a place to stop by for a Key Lime Pie Shake and to sample unusual produce. The shake was very, very tart.

Florida Keys

Big Pine Restaurant | Big Pine Key, FL
This restaurant was not on my prepared list, but rather a hidden gem we stumbled upon. Thank goodness you can’t plan everything out. We ate here for dinner and came back for breakfast. I’m not sure if it was the hunger talking, but our meals were especially delicious and please try the fried fish sandwich.

No Name Pub | Big Pine Key, FL
My husband was excited for No Name because they boast of having the best pizza ever. Well, after Shakespeares and Pizzeria de Michele in Naples we have high standards. It was decent and the restaurant is covered in dolla, dolla bills.

Key West

Kelly’s Caribbean Bar | Key West, FL
To start our Key West bar hopping happy hour, we started at Kelly’s for cheap wings ($4 for one lb.), margaritas ($3) and beer ($2). The wings are huge and tasty with one of their local brews. For the discount belly up to the bar, made out of an old Pan American airplane.

Half Shell Raw Bar | Key West, FL
Continuing our happy hour dinner, we headed to Half Shell by the water for smoked fish dip and steamed shrimp. They have more of an extensive seafood menu if you want to really sit down and eat.

El Siboney | Key West, FL
My half Cuban friend adamantly recommended El Siboney, which we also ate at twice. They have addicting grilled, buttery bread as a starter. Everything we had was tasty including the cuban sandwich, black bean soup, plantains, roasted pork, and chicken and yellow rice daily special. After spending some time at Smathers Beach we rode bikes here for lunch, just beware of the laid back service.

Santiago’s Bodgea | Key West, FL
Probably our nicest meal of the trip, we went to Santiago’s upon the suggestion of our bed and breakfast host (her favorite restaurant on the key). The restaurant is smaller and has dark, intimate lighting. We enjoyed bruschetta, beef tenderloin, bread service and one more plate I can’t remember…sorry. If you go, please get a glass of the sangria, for me.

Angelina Guest House | Key West, FL
On a side note, while in Key West we stayed at the Angelina Guest House. It was a lovely place to stay in a convenient location. Our room was spacious, inexpensive for the island and the innkeepers were very helpful. It didn’t hurt to be woken up by the smell of fresh baked cinnamon rolls every day.

Restaurants on the list that we didn’t make it to:

• Ice Box Cafe (desserts) | Miami, FL
• Ma’s Fish Camp (fish sandwich) | Islamorado, FL
• 915 | Key West, FL
• Banana Cafe (brunch) | Key West, FL
• Blue Heaven (brunch) | Key West, FL
• BO’s Fish Wagon (fish sandwich) | Key West, FL
• Cuban Coffee Queen (cafe con leche) | Key West, FL
• The Green Parrot (bar) |  Key West, FL
• Hogfish Bar and Grill (fish sandwich) | Key West, FL
• Louie’s Backyard (fine dining) | Key West, FL
• Pepe’s (key lime pie ) | Key West, FL
• Sloppy Joe’s | Key West, FL
• Turtle Kraah’s | Key West, FL

Roast Beef Gravy Soaked Goodness

Parasol’s holds a special place in my foodie heart.

Located on a corner in the Irish Channel neighborhood, it’s where I ate my very first po’boy in New Orleans. Hailing from the Midwest, my po’boy knowledge is limited but I’ve tried to make up for lost time at Mother’s, Johnny’s and Stanley. I wouldn’t turn my nose up at any of them but Parasol’s might be the best.

Part dive bar, part hole-in-the-wall restaurant, Parasol’s restaurant is small and one could say cramped. If a passion for food will teach you anything, it’s that looks can be deceiving. At least that’s what I told my mom when she suspiciously eyed the building. Charging forth we went in for po’boys and a quintessential New Orleans experience on our annual trip.

Passing the ground level bar littered with remnants of St. Patrick’s day decorations, we made a beeline for the stairs to the second floor dining area. You walk up to the window to place your order, grab a table, and can order drinks from the bar below through a tiny cutout window in the adjoining wall.

When it comes to po’boys, my husband and I share an unspoken agreement. One of us orders a fried shrimp, the other a roast beef, both fully dressed and then we split them along with an order of french fries. Hoisting this policy on my mom, we followed suit.

Even while dining at an odd hour in the afternoon, there was a slight wait but it was oh so worth it. The beef was tender and gravy soaked, the shrimp were plump and golden brown. The French bread had a sturdy crust and cushiony interior, and manages to stand up to the mess created by a fully dressed po’boy (a layer of mayonnaise, topped with tomato slices, lettuce and pickles).

We polished off our two regular sized po’boys, french fries, tea and the crazy mix of escaped drippings in the bottom of our baskets. It’s unsightly, sloppy, grubby. This is what people come to New Orleans to eat.

According to the Cynical Cook, Parasol’s switched hands over a year ago and the previous owners now operate Tracey’s a stones throw away. Both restaurants are a short distance off Magazine street in the Garden District. Either way you probably can’t go wrong, but the hearts wants what is wants – which for me is Parasol’s.

If you liked this post, read more of my Restaurant Stories.

Parasol’s Bar and Restaurant
2533 Constance Street
New Orleans, LA 70130
Phone 504-302-1543
http://www.parasolsbarandrestaurant.com

Ablaze

For months and months I’ve had these photos ready to be posted and dishes to recount. Days have gone by without documentation or words because there is no way I can be unbiased in this article. Why? I want you to love EBT.

In an ideal restaurant world, all diners are treated like critic royalty Pete Wells and each plate is executed with a God-like consistency (the same yesterday, today and tomorrow). But naturally places come and go like migrating birds, service is carried out by imperfect people and taste is subjective. This is why every restaurant story I write and publish is my personal opinion of the experience I have at that time.

I’m still going to be honest but need to confess that I have a personal interest in EBT. My younger brother is the General Manager and I want to see it thrive.

EBT has been a classy establishment in Kansas City for a long time, offering table-side preparation and souffles for dessert. It’s also a namesake of a downtown department store, Emery Bird Thayer, hailing from a previous era.

I grew up in the Kansas City area and lived there until I was 23-years-old, but I had never eaten at EBT until last November. Of course I had heard of it but it seemed like an upscale lunching lady type establishment. Hidden on the backside in a bank building, it’s located directly off of State Line and I-435. Preconceived notions and an obscure location were not doing it any favors.

When we traveled to the Midwest for Thanksgiving, EBT was our first stop. We were welcomed by the sight of rows of orchids and a surprisingly large dining room. The art deco interior is decorated in warm tones and the lights were low during our relaxed late night dinner.

To begin the evening we sampled an array of appetizers such as the tender Thai Glazed Beef Skewers and Bacon Wrapped Tiger Shrimp with Thai chili sauce, but I couldn’t keep my hands from the buttery toasts. I have a bread and butter weakness. And although they are easy constructed at home, I do enjoy a salad with ingredients I don’t usually have on hand like the Apple, Gorgonzola and Red Leaf Salad or Iceberg Wedge. Both were equally delicious especially because I didn’t have to make the sherry vinaigrette or creamy bleu cheese dressing myself.

For our entrees my husband chose the Beef Ribeye and I picked Seared Scallops and Risotto from the appetizer menu, diligently trying to save room for dessert. His enormous steak came with mashed potatoes and almondine mixed vegetables, bleu cheese sauce on the side. I was slipped an extra perfectly seared scallop atop the slightly over seasoned risotto.

Finally the moment had come that I had been waiting for and he rolled out the table-side cart for Bananas Foster. He steadily melted butter, whisked in brown sugar and then with a few quick movements ignited the liquors shooting up a glowing flame. Nothing is more dramatic than a burst of fire in a dark dining room. Being fully gluttonous, I also ordered a chocolate souffle and mopped up every bit of cream anglaise from a tiny, adorable pitcher. The chocolate flavor wasn’t as intense as I anticipated but it was tall, light and airy.

We ate, drank and thoroughly enjoyed celebrating in my brother’s newest professional adventure. He’s good at what he does and reveres a fine meal just as much as I do. And as I said at his wedding, he got his driven work ethic from our father, his ability to make friends with anyone from our mother and I’m so very proud to call him my brother.

Read more about EBT restaurant below and browse my other Restaurant Stories.

The Young and the Restless: The Pitch

EBT restaurant targets fresh new image without abandoning longtime roots: Kansas City Business Journal

EBT Restaurant
1310 Carondelet Drive
Kansas City, MO 64114
Phone 816-942-8870
http://www.ebtrestaurant.com
Friend them on Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/EBTKansasCity
Follow them on Twitter: http://twitter.com/EBTKansasCity

Eslava's Signature Crab Cakes

Meandering down the long stretch of Lakeland Drive, local gems inconspicuously blend into the chain restaurant landscape like deer in the woods. You know they are there but it takes focused determination to hunt them down.

Eslava’s Grille occupies the shell of a former fast food restaurant, mixed in with the likes of Primo’s, Saigon, Fusion, Grant’s Kitchen and Table 100 from Jackson to Flowood. The former chef from AJ’s on Lakeland (the lakeside location closed) took off on his own and has operated Eslava’s for just over a year.

Similarly as hearing about a book I’d like to read and then promptly forgetting the title, I had wanted to eat at Eslava’s but it escaped my mind time and time again.

Recently my husband ate lunch there and I snagged a highly discounted certificate on the Restaurant.com website, which was a perfect reason to go back for dinner. The weekend rolled around and we took off for a date night.

Upon entering we saw a fairly full dining room, open doors and no host or hostess. We looked around aimlessly – wondering if we should sit or wait – and were rescued by other patrons who said we seat ourselves. A waitress rushed by shortly after and apologized for the confusion. She came back and promptly took our order of crab cakes, salad, Red Fish for me and Cajun Pasta for him.

Inhaling a basket of warm, buttery crostini with the kitchen in full view, we set in for our leisurely meal.

All four of the listed appetizers sounded great, but the other three might have been better options than the average crab cakes. Their version was thick, lightly breaded, accompanied by a light mango salsa and plated on a creamy sauce. The fresh green side salad was unembellished and came with a lovely house-made vinaigrette.

When my entree was set before me, I couldn’t help but observe how brown and one dimension the plate was. Don’t get me wrong, I enjoyed the large portion of fish prepared with restraint and a dash of lemon, absent of a heavy sauce or pools of butter. It was served with roasted potatoes and an overcooked yellow squash/zucchini medley on the side, which is how Southerners seem to like them. On the other hand my husband’s pasta was plum full of seafood and had a muted spicy kick. After one good dash of salt, I kept sticking my fork in his bowl in return for my vegetables.

We had pleasant, if not slightly drawn out service, because there seemed to be only two people working the dining room besides the cooks. This might have been amended since we dined there, but they need a standing sign near the door instructing people to seat themselves. We observed many parties come in with confused faces. It’s a very small detail but one that could be of great help.

For generous portions and fresh seafood, the prices are fair. If you’re curious to try it for yourself, consider buying a certificate from Restaurant.com because our meal of one appetizer and two entrees was still over $40 after saving $25. I’d like to return for the avocado salsa, pasta or fried green tomatoes and crab meat sauce. And unbeknownst to us, apparently it is a BYOW establishment that other tables were happily taking part of.

Due to the simplicity, you might have the same thought as I did, that I could have made this at home. However, when you don’t feel like cooking, search out Eslava’s bright sign for a solid seafood meal.

Eslava’s Grille
2481 Lakeland Drive
Jackson, MS 39216
Phone 601-932-4070

Chocolate Almond Croissant

How most girls feel about designer shoe boutiques is how I feel about bakeries.

I gawk at the artistry, I’m enchanted by the selection and it’s hard to settle on a single item. There should be a fifth member of the Sex and the City crew who’s a foodie searching out places like the Big Gay Ice Cream and Prune for the best eats in NYC. In stilettos no less.

On this dreadful Monday I would give a pair of Jimmy Choos for a Chocolate Almond Croissant and cappuccino. I’ve been fantasizing about La Boulangerie.

La Boulangerie is a french bakery located Uptown in the heart of Magazine street among trendy, quirky shops. A welcome respite from Creole and Cajun food (although not necessarily lighter) they offer sandwiches, breads, soup, quiche, coffee and of course, pastries.

During our annual New Orleans trip, despite having eaten a continental breakfast at Avenue Inn, my mom and I fueled up for a day of shopping with a snack at La Boulangerie. Stumbling upon it’s pretty gold and blue awning, we popped in and took our place in line. Pouncing on an open table, I sat while my mom ordered so I have no opinion about the service.

We split a Chocolate Almond Croissant and I soaked up each bite accompanied by sips of a single shot cappuccino. The croissant was filled with sweet almond paste and chocolate, which I would have preferred more of, but then again who doesn’t like more chocolate. The substantial pastry was tender, flaky and strewn with almond slices.

Much like Sucre and other area bakeries, they offer special King Cakes during Mardi Gras season, both a traditional and French version. I was tempted to buy one, but the thought of lugging around a cake box and then five extra pounds post-consumption was a strong deterrent. Needless to say, everything looks and smells heavenly.

I believe La Boulangerie now accepts credit cards and cash, but I didn’t pay for this round. Get there early because like a secret sample sale, the good stuff runs out fast.

Don’t just take my word for it, New Orleans food bloggers Foodographer and The Hungry Nomad have also written about their experiences, in addition to the Cynical Cook. If you liked this post, read more of my Restaurant Stories.

La Boulangerie
4600 Magazine Street
New Orleans, LA 70115
Phone 504-269-3777

Paris or Birmingham?

Won over by the pretty parks, fancy burgers and neighborhood haunts, Birmingham has charmed it’s way into my heart.

To conclude our weekend trip (yes, back in November) my friend and I went out for one final meal, which started out innocently enough. Two hours later we settled on a restaurant.

We had befriended a local couple, and per their recommendation, went to explore the downtown Five Points area. Stepping out of the car we encountered a handful of homeless men, but no trace of the lively crowd we were expecting on a Saturday night. Peeking into Surin West, we passed because they allegedly specialize in Thai food and sushi (doubtful). Retracing our steps we spotted Highlands Bar and Grill but we were under dressed and it looked overly busy.

Hopping back into the car we drove to Bottega, but found out both the restaurant and cafe were closed for a private party. Back in the saddle, we headed to Giuseppe’s Cafe & Espresso Bar because they’re the best kept secret in town (according to their website). Sadly we went in, got a table, glanced at the menus, opted out and moved on.

From there we headed back to Five Points, destination Highland Grill, but were sidetracked when discovering Chez Fonfon next door. It might have been easier to drive to Paris.

Having never been to France, I can only imagine that Chez Fonfon emulates the same cozy, intimate feeling as a bistro underneath the Eiffel tower. The lights were dim, the quarters close and wine bottles lined a wall.

While musing over our options we torn into a basket of bread and soaked in the glow. To begin, my friend and I split the Little gem bib salad with apples, tomme and tarragon-cider vinaigrette. It was a simply dressed salad, tangy from the dressing and sweet from the fruit.

Craving a healthy reprieve and saving room for dessert, I chose the salmon with lentils du Puy and niçoise olive butter for my entree. The generous portion of fish and lentils were perfectly cooked and complimented by the salty sharpness of the olives. My friend equally enjoyed the Coq au Vin which was tender and moist.

Reluctant to select just one, I settled on the Pear Almond tart for dessert but almost ordered the Chocolate Pot de Creme my friend had. Luckily, she’s the sharing type and let me scoop up a spoonful of the silky smooth rich chocolate mousse. Charmed by the flaky, buttery tart, I savored my dessert with a cappuccino leaving no crumb behind.

I imagine that the croque monsieur and steak frites are delightful, and wish I had room to taste the cheese plate. Chez Fonfon is as enchanting as Birmingham and a fairly inexpensive way to experience the allure of Paris. Just try to avoid the two hour tour to get there.

Chez Fonfon
2007 Eleventh Avenue South
Birmingham, AL 35205
Phone 205-939-3221
http://www.fonfonbham.com

Nom Nom Nom

The only thing unpalatable at Succotash is the art.

For Christmas we stayed in Mississippi, which means I went home to Kansas City for Thanksgiving. While in the Midwest, I had the rare luxury of spending one whole day with my little brother. We had a complete Joey and Janice-esque day of fun, except we actually like each other and neither of us have that annoying accent.

Having a shared passion for both eating and cooking, brunch was the natural choice to start the day. Moving beyond our usual First Watch family obsession, we decided to go somewhere new and ended up at Succotash.

Succotash is an eccentrically decorated diner, kitschy objects are strewn about and the chairs are painted a combination of Smurf and royal blue. You won’t be able to avoid an odd painting of a woman eating blood red soup dribbling from her mouth. The image is creepy, I was glad it was out of sight and hung upside down.

Now, this post might not be helpful because a over a month has passed. When reviewing their menu online, I noticed the dishes are different from what we ordered in the restaurant.

Succotash serves Cafe du Monde coffee but I chose to sip on a cappuccino while reading the three page menu.

I had a vegetarian version of the Kitchen Sink, but requested sausage gravy instead of mushroom gravy. My brother ordered a version of Eggs Benedict with crab meat; the only version online includes smoked salmon. To round out the meal we split a single blueberry pancake on the side.

Our eyes were bigger than our stomachs and the pancake was bigger than our heads.

I was presented a platter of home fries layered with spinach, vegetables, eggs, cheese and smothered with gravy. All of those vegetables felt deceptively healthy despite the gravy blanket. The Eggs Benedict featured a rich Hollandaise sauce covering a fresh mound of crab meat. Surprisingly, the spinach was raw in both dishes, simply an interesting decision. The blueberry pancake almost exceeded the edges of the plate, was perfectly sweet and golden brown.

While stuffing ourselves we caught up on life, marriage, culinary aspirations and talked a lot about nothing. We ate leisurely and I don’t know what was more delightful, brunch or spending time with my brother. The painting is another story.

Succotash
2601 Holmes Street
Kansas City, MO 64108
Phone 816-421-2807
http://www.succotashkc.com

2011 Ornament

Ever since I can remember, my brother and I receive a new ornament from our parents each year for Christmas.

Our family tradition has endured, which has also expanded to include our spouses, and now I have quite a collection. Fittingly, the newest additions are a miniature El Camino for my husband and gingerbread baking scene for me. My mom hit the ornament jackpot.

Although the holidays are sometimes stressful and I miss my family, it’s heart warming to be able to look at our little tree proudly commemorating various moments and milestones. Even if our newlywed ornament still displays the stock photo.

This Christmas morning I made pancakes and sipped on a cappuccino (God bless the mukka) while we opened up packages from our stockings. In these small moments I am very thankful for our many blessings and the gift this seasons brings.

However you celebrate and whomever you’re with, may you have a Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!

Leaning Tower of Bham

Dipping back in time, I’m continuing my Birmingham excursion from the previous posts on pretty parks and Flip Burger Boutique.

It would be easier to blow through a grand at V Richards versus Barneys, Bergdorf or Maison Weiss.

Well, for me at least.

Following a recommendation, we wandered into V Richards looking for breakfast on Saturday morning. V Richards is a neighborhood establishment, part specialty food market, part cafe. The cafe isn’t expensive and is rather reasonably priced, but I love exploring items in markets – the chocolate tea biscuits! the fig jam! oooh the cheese case! – and have a habit of spending a pretty penny on culinary treats.

Ah, but I was there for a meal, bypassed temptations and focused on the task at hand.

Above the prepared foods case, a large board is displayed on the wall explicitly outlining the three step ordering procedure. I was amused that step one is to look at the menu. They must have frequent problems with confused customers.

The breakfast menu is served from 8-11 a.m. and I was having trouble deciding between the basic two egg plate, daily special and famous salad sampler. Then, I spied another special and was sold on the Breakfast Casserole with ham, peppers, cheese, eggs and bread cubes (I want to say it was brioche). Per step two, I placed my order and paid at the register.

Subsequently, you are given an number and if eating in, seat yourself. There are two dining choices, a small indoor area or tables with umbrellas scattered about on an outdoor patio. We chose the latter option and enjoyed the morning sunshine.

We sat for awhile waiting for water and beverages, but observantly deduced you are responsible for retrieving your own water, drinks, utensils and condiments. No one mentioned this protocol so we were sitting ducks – let this be a helpful tip.

Shortly after figuring this out, my cappuccino was deliver as well as our food. V Richards is a food market, not a coffee shop, so the drink was mediocre at best. I’d pass on the espresso drinks.

My friend and I both ordered the breakfast casserole, which came towering on our plates, accompanied by a cup of fresh fruit and plain grits. Bread pieces were the main binder and there was scarcely any egg, it was more like a bread pudding than breakfast egg casserole. It started out tasting pretty good due to the crispy crust, but grew tiresome, too dense and too thick.

A passing waitress kindly let me switch out the pale white grits for the cheese variety which were okay. As a Yankee, grits are hard to enjoy without being doctored up somehow and Primo’s Cafe has really spoiled me. The fresh fruit was a nice ordinary cup of cut fresh fruit.

The cafe was busy and many others were enjoying their dishes. I would go back and simply ordered something else next time. Unlike Paris Hilton, the famous salad trio must be famous for a reason.

Nevertheless we did our best to comply with step three, enjoy our meal and have a great day.

V. Richards
3916 Clairmont Ave
Birmingham, AL 35222
Phone 205-591-7000
http://www.vrichards.net